Do you think, as adults, we should still get certificates of achievement for things... like we did in school?
I used to get them for spelling bees and perfect attendance... now I should get ones for cleaning the bathroom and keeping my children alive... who should sign them, though, to make them legit? That's what I can't figure out. What should you get a certificate of achievement in?
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- I should get the award for being able to slyly copy off of your test paper when I was sitting behind and across from you in class, even though you took great pains to prevent that... But sometimes I suspect you had a secret crush on me, so you let me "see..." And sometimes you might even have let me "see" your test answers, too... God Bless You, Ompelle...(and your "perfect attendance," hee hee...If it weren't for you...I might have actually had to study for the test...)
- How about printing out "Thanks for asking a question, -5points!", and I'll print out "Thanks for answering a question 2 points!" for myself.
- I have a world's greatest dad trophy . I bet you wish you had one.
- I don't want no stinkin trophy. I want a fcking statue of me in center square riding a horse. Why? It doesn't matter. Just know I deserve one.
- ^ Riding a horse naked? Please??? K-MAC makes a great point - a BA is clearly a certificate of achievement. I think the IRS sends me one every year when they say "You owe us more than you paid in." They think I am successful or something. Those putzes - what do they know?
- I'm going to go jump off my roof in two hours because I think a flying certificate would be the best thing ever. It should be pitch dark by then which will keep the neighbors from gossiping if something goes horribly wrong. I don't even think the certificate would need a signature. Anything printed in comic sans (12 point) seems official to me... and let me tell you I'm selective- especially when it comes to hair styling products.
- Sure do. PTA/MOM and so much more. Putting up with people's Sh. xxxK
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