Recognition Certificates - Need ideas for funny recognition certificates to give out at the co Christmas party?

Need ideas for funny recognition certificates to give out at the co Christmas party?

I am in charge of the Co Party this year and boss wants to give out recognition certificates. I need help on ideas that are cute, funny, seriouse, and creative to put on variose certificates and we are going to vote for which on fits who. I need as many as you can come up with. I have so far "Most likely to be absent on Friday" " Plays well with others" ect. ANY help would be greatly appreciated!

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Most likely to smell OK
I've always been fond of a funny 'Certificate of Non-Appreciation' containing several humorous actions of the recepient. I have received more than one my own self and they can be fun if written right and not in a negative fashion. Good luck and Merry Christmas.
Maybe some of these??? Most likely to hang out by the water cooler. Most likely to volunteer for extra hours. Most likely to curse at the vending machine. Most likely to stay on track with projects. Most likely to be supportive. Least likely to check e-mail. Least likely to go postal. Least likely to use graph presentations. Most likely to sweat profusely before presentations. Least likely to complain about co-workers. Most likely to have Mentos in their drawer. Most likely to have extra shirt and tie. Most likely to have extra hose, nail polish and sewing kit. Least likely to be present at meetings. Most likely to be gone by 4.
the record for who came in the absolute latest on a work day and yet still clocked in. the cheesiest excuse for missing a day of work and/or coming in late. it depends on what type of work the employees do. Are they office people or what?
Most likely to... have a cup of coffee in their hand ...fall asleep at meetings ...fart in church (or at lunch) ...be grumpy on a Monday ...be grumpy all week long (give after the Monday one) ...to sell you a bunch of cookies, nuts, popcorn, and wrapping paper for their children ....kiss and tell ...kiss and not tell ...make a xerox copy of their behind